Momma said "No one likes a clever girl, Allayne."

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:24:30 -0600

Peony season at its close. :( until next year my beauties.

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:12:35 -0600

Peony season at its close. :( until next year my beauties.

Daniel Sloss’s insightful TEDx talk regarding the truths...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:37:00 -0600

Daniel Sloss’s insightful TEDx talk regarding the truths of comedy — reminding audiences that, “It’s Only A Story.”

nevver: Please kill me Insert Forsquare, Facebook and Twitter...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:36:43 -0600

nevver:

Please kill me

Insert Forsquare, Facebook and Twitter tags.

Missouri May, bitch you cray.

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:16:19 -0600

Missouri May, bitch you cray.

My version of a romantic breakfast.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:02:00 -0600

My version of a romantic breakfast.

Louis CK: Of Course. But Maybe…..

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:51:12 -0600

Louis CK: Of Course. But Maybe…..

Yeah. So much for childhood dreams coming true. A...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:41:10 -0600

Yeah. So much for childhood dreams coming true. A “Queen” is still not considered a relevant job title. Damnit.

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:29:13 -0600

"Bloody Mary, full of Vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and at the hour of my..."

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:27:40 -0600

“Bloody Mary, full of Vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

- Archer, Season 3 Episode 7

(via skraitouttacompton)

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:58:45 -0600

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:55:56 -0600

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:48:14 -0600

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:47:54 -0600

Easter. <3

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:13:03 -0600

Easter. <3

I will call her my squishy. She will be mine. @nuke_boom

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:01:24 -0600

I will call her my squishy. She will be mine. @nuke_boom

"Having sex with a bro is like being a dick koozie."

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:40:00 -0600

“Having sex with a bro is like being a dick koozie.”

- Claire Rachel

sheslikeaghost: mendmyheart: analyticalmuslim: India telling...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:48:20 -0600

sheslikeaghost:

mendmyheart:

analyticalmuslim:

India telling it like it is!

YES YES YESSSSS.

true.

theatredesvampires: lacigreen: WTF HAPPENED IN...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:12:47 -0600

theatredesvampires:

lacigreen:

WTF HAPPENED IN STEUBENVILLE?

HULK LACI SMASH RAPE CULTURE

The Most Relaxing Song...... Ever Written.

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:34:03 -0600

The Most Relaxing Song...... Ever Written.:

A Manchester band has managed to brew a brand of calm so lethal, I thought I was temporary victim of chloroform. In eight minutes, listeners can expect regulated breathing, a drop in blood pressure and heart rate that puts even the most high strung to sleep.